Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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