Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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