I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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