If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize