The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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