So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
