scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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