I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
