Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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