Sorry, I don't speak sober.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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