The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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