Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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