P.S. I can't hear my feet
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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