He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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