No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I don't deserve a penis
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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