You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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