He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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