I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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