I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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