Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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