i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I need moral support for this bender
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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