after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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