So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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