If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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