actually, I'm a sock model
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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