the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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