I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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