We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She told me I should be a condom model.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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