walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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