he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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