Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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