In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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