I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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