I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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