she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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