And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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