she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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