ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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