my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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