if you like me you must not know who I am
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
