did you get engaged???
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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