You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
