in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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