I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
is it fun? or sober?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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