You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my shit smells like andre
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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