I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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