i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just pynch a tree in the face
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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