I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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