lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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