who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
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sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
We're hate flirting, damnit.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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