I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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