Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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