i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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