Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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